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Super-duper, pre-election-night, rant-o-rama

“Don’t waste your vote…”
I often hear this… It makes me think Really? Don’t waste my vote?! Don’t waste your fucking breath!
Or MY time!
Or your energy!!
I have been registered to vote for 8 years now (yes I know, I’m getting old! Please don’t remind me… Trust me though, I’m not getting there gracefully… I have all [...]



Flip Stop!

Flip-flops… Jeeeeesus, what’s the fucking point of them then eh?
“I know, lets create a style of foot wear, that doesn’t protect the front of your foot, doesn’t arch with your foot, makes you bend your toes to keep them on every time you move and makes you sound like the worlds worst percussionist!”
This isn’t just [...]



A Drivers Blood Stained View

What in the name of Greek buggery makes some of you cyclists think that you can cycle three abreast down a public road and then look at car users like they’re a piece of shit when they honk their horn at you?

The very roads that you flagrant twats block is paid for by the [...]



The La La La’s, Nah Nah Nah’s and Yeah Yeah Yeah’s

Please please please, for the love of Darwin stop the madness.
Every time I turn on the radio, (and I’ll grant you, it isn’t that often, what with the music collection that I possess, I feel absolutely no need to have a self appointed audio fascist telling me what to listen to!) I am confronted by [...]



Wake Up, Not Make Up!

Just what the fuck is wrong with some of you people?

I’m sorry, but it’s a question that I’ve got to ask… I ask it because of the state of society today, the society into which you all belong, the society into which you all have an equal say. It’s fucked and it’s fucking you, [...]



Please cancer all my appointments (except OK magazine), I seem to be a little under the weather

Good evening and welcome to the first of many periodic ramblings from Buckle ups resident rage-aholic…
I would like to open with a nice easy one, to get you all into the flow of things safely and slowly……
So, Jade Goody has cancer eh…Tough balls! (or at least tough lumps at any rate… owch!)
All I seem to [...]