Please please please, for the love of Darwin stop the madness.

Every time I turn on the radio, (and I’ll grant you, it isn’t that often, what with the music collection that I possess, I feel absolutely no need to have a self appointed audio fascist telling me what to listen to!) I am confronted by a new whiny, faggy little ditty by a band with more floppy hair than sense that entirely consists of the ponce of a lead singer going ‘nah nah nah’ (See Blink 182) or ‘yeah yeah yeah’ (see U2) in an effort to create a ‘hook’ that would appeal to the lowest common denominator in an effort to ‘shift more units’ (eww!) and if you’re buying these songs, then you my friend (doubtful) are that lowest common denominator…

Congratulations!!

Take a good look at the world around you…

Done that?

Good!

Now, how does it feel to know that you are as low as it gets?

That’s what I thought… Now fucking stop it!

And as for the bands, you asked for this! If you want to cop out and create emotionless, talent-less bile just to make a quick buck, then fuck you! This angry rant is the least you deserve!

For every ‘La La La’ song that you create, you are allowing the intellect of music fans to drop just that little bit more, thereby facilitating the drop in the intellect of society as a whole… You’re no better than Emmerdale or American Gladiators… Your ‘mono syllabic lyrical hook’ based music simply allows people to not bother thinking… And you wonder why we’re in such a state today?

All you manage to do with this music, is tap into the ‘frat boy’ demographic; the beer swilling, pill popping, twat bags that only like this music because they can stick their fists in the air to it and not have to bother listening to it enough to actually learn the lyrics.

If you haven’t got anything decent to say, then don’t say anything, if your music suffers because of it, then LEARN TO PLAY YOUR INSTRUMENTS before you decide to refer to yourselves as musicians!

I hope you like idiots, because you’re helping to make them by the arse load!