Good evening and welcome to the first of many periodic ramblings from Buckle ups resident rage-aholic…

I would like to open with a nice easy one, to get you all into the flow of things safely and slowly……

So, Jade Goody has cancer eh…Tough balls! (or at least tough lumps at any rate… owch!)

All I seem to hear these days is ‘isn’t Jade brave’… Fuck no! At one time or another, I’m sure all of you have been affected by cancer, be it a close friend, a family member, a pet, whatever, now ask yourself this; Did you EVER profit from their illness?

I can imagine that that is a resounding ‘no’ (if it isn’t, then fuck off… that’s right, fuck right off, click away from the page and go and check out some animal porn or something, because you’re obviously a ’special’ kind of soulless cunt!)

All over the newspapers, all you seem to see (other than tits and footballers, which are quite possibly the same thing anyhow) is ‘Brave Jade battles cancer’ and ‘Jade to marry her man before she dies’

Can we all just switch our minds back a year or so please, to the ‘Sherpa poppadom’ debacle.  Jade is a woman who has proven time and again that she is just too stupid to live… She is certainly too stupid to be allowed to open her mouth on national television, even if it is Big Bother. And now all of a sudden, because she’s got cancer, she appears to have become a national fucking treasure… How and when the fuck did that shit happen?!

My granddad died of cancer… He was a WWII veteran, he gave his life in the hope of a better tomorrow… Where’s his fucking tikka tape parade? Where’s his national news coverage? Where’s his opportunity to obtain vast quantities of cash over a short time just for having an illness that affects millions of individuals unknown to the masses, despite not being ‘annoying evil idiot fucks’? (thanks Bill!)

He didn’t get any of it… He came home from the war and worked his arse off until his retirement

That strikes me as a little unfair…

And you want to know who I blame for all of this?

YOU!

That’s right, you, the media-mesmerised masses, agreeing with the newspapers because it happens to be there telling you what to think…

I’m not saying that I’m glad that Jade has cancer or anything, but what I am saying is ’so the fuck what?!’ What’s with the massive commotion being created by people? Millions die from cancer and do you care?! No you fucking don’t, but as soon as one of them has been on the television… The little black, free-thought destroying box in the corner of the room, you suddenly decide that she’s ‘Brave Jade’…

You can fuck right off!