Comments on: A Drivers Blood Stained View http://www.buckleuppromotions.com/V1/a-drivers-blood-stained-view Thu, 06 May 2010 10:07:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: nailerr http://www.buckleuppromotions.com/V1/a-drivers-blood-stained-view/comment-page-1#comment-38 nailerr Fri, 22 May 2009 10:44:19 +0000 http://www.buckleuppromotions.com/V1/?p=1322#comment-38 I like to follow a generic rule when dealing with objects larger or smaller than me on the road, it has very few modifiers; Objects smaller than me get out my way, I get out the way of those larger. Since I am usually on a bike (and a superbly courteous rider I am too, I would say) and I am not particularly easy to hurt, I submit that people on foot (being smaller than I) are subject to getting fucking hurt if they think they take priority where right of way is mine. Same for cars actually, although it is a damn sight harder to win that fight. Never fuck with the rules of the road. It really is one of the few good place for rules to exist. Similarly on those days I have to drive, something I prefer to avoid, I apply a modifier to the rule-set that encompasses things my size or larger. If you try to undertake me on the motorway when I am already peaking the speed limit, you fucking die. It is a race that can not be won, trying to accelerate under a person who will only match your speed out of venomous spite, because as soon as you act like a self loving cock-hole on the road I believe your life is forfeit. And I'd not stop to spit on the corpse. When you are driving, this is not time for a fucking phone conversation, it is not ok to undertake people because you feel the speed limit is wrong. People die out there, and I spend every moment in the car hoping to see such people become the victim. Hey! Put that phone to good use and call the last person who thought you were so god damn fucking important, see if they can put the blood escaping your husk on hold for you. An aside? Cyclists really can be fucking worthless. I see them every day, giving me a bad rep. Well you know what? Take them out. I don't care because I'd of given way to the car to begin with. Just make sure your wiper fluid is topped up, baby. I like to follow a generic rule when dealing with objects larger or smaller than me on the road, it has very few modifiers; Objects smaller than me get out my way, I get out the way of those larger. Since I am usually on a bike (and a superbly courteous rider I am too, I would say) and I am not particularly easy to hurt, I submit that people on foot (being smaller than I) are subject to getting fucking hurt if they think they take priority where right of way is mine. Same for cars actually, although it is a damn sight harder to win that fight.

Never fuck with the rules of the road. It really is one of the few good place for rules to exist.

Similarly on those days I have to drive, something I prefer to avoid, I apply a modifier to the rule-set that encompasses things my size or larger. If you try to undertake me on the motorway when I am already peaking the speed limit, you fucking die.
It is a race that can not be won, trying to accelerate under a person who will only match your speed out of venomous spite, because as soon as you act like a self loving cock-hole on the road I believe your life is forfeit. And I’d not stop to spit on the corpse.

When you are driving, this is not time for a fucking phone conversation, it is not ok to undertake people because you feel the speed limit is wrong. People die out there, and I spend every moment in the car hoping to see such people become the victim. Hey! Put that phone to good use and call the last person who thought you were so god damn fucking important, see if they can put the blood escaping your husk on hold for you.

An aside? Cyclists really can be fucking worthless. I see them every day, giving me a bad rep. Well you know what? Take them out. I don’t care because I’d of given way to the car to begin with. Just make sure your wiper fluid is topped up, baby.

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